Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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