I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
its liver damage thursday
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