I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We’re leaving where are you
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