you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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