How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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