Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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