I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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