Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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