oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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