i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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