Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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