Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize