Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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