Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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