we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
