Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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