There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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