handjob tips. give me some.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I didn't notice because vodka
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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