I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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