at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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