At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My hand turned me down
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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