He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
