Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Randomize