Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize