the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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