so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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