Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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