Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
In America we eat man semen.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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