She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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