dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
