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ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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