You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
