It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
