He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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