Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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