People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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