9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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