so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize