Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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