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I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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