I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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