lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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