so that wasnt chicken after all
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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