I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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