You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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