I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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