So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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