Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
well you can't waste a boner
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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