McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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