Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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