after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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