"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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