How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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