He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
