I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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