their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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