Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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