Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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